Saturday, December 06, 2008

That's 'Quality' Thanks Santa ..

Um, I saw this ad in the local paper. I'm not sure what disturbs me more, the semi-nude Santa or the idea of a 'TURDUCKIN' (A chicken inside a duck inside a turkey). It's just plain WEIZZARROD (weird inside bizarre inside odd)!!

15 comments:

tam said...

OH MY GOSH-LoL! That is so freakin funny! And I have never heard of a Turdunkin-What the? That is just crazy! Thanks for crackin me up!
~Tam :D

blackie said...

gross. totally.

trishhunterfinds said...

That's someones Son, Dad, Grandpa, Husband. Eeeeeep

Rach said...

Mmm, I think the Turduckin may be in fact more disturbing than the Santa. I am so sad that this the Turduckin has made it to Australia... We didn't need that.

Donna said...

That is just truly, truly disturbing. And we are taking the kids to see Santa today, I hope I'm not picturing him naked.

Every time I see the word turducken, the word that hits me first is "turd"--does turd mean poop in Australia as well?

fi said...

soooo wrong on sooooo many levels....um thanks?!

Drewzel said...

Santa is a crack up (no pun intended) but I hope the kiddies don't see him.

"turduckin" just is soooooo WRONG.

msaims said...

good point Donna. yikes. turd? yep it's the same the world over.

i thought the point of eating meat was so you could get some of the crispy skin. instead it would be soggy grey meat stuffed into more soggy grey meat. gross.

oh yeah, i wanna see Santa's 'choice cuts'... *vomits*

Linda said...

that is one ugly santa and like Fi said it is just soooo wrong!

Miss Smith said...

I may have to link this post, just to share some of this christmas around.

Toria said...

Everytime I see a reference to turduckin, I remember the River Cottage episode where Hugh made a 10 bird roast as the centrepiece for his medieval banquet - turkey, goose, peasant, pidgeon, woodc0ck & 5 other birds. The turkey was the outer bird, all the others were stuffed inside.

Hugh made it look so good that the thought of eating a turduckin doesn't disturb me. The name does though, they should just call it a multi-bird roast.

Sayraphim said...

That's all kinda of wrong. Almost every wrong there is. And I don't know if it's jsut the scan, but Santa looks like he's scowling. Although if he's lying tackle-down in the snow, I'm not surprised!

Juddie said...

Oooh that's SO wrong! I wrote about turducken in October as well: http://flightlessboyds.blogspot.com/2008/10/terrifying-turducken.html
~ Eeek!

Bird Bath said...

oh dear!

Poppy and Mei said...

Pah! Hahahahahahha! XXxx