Saturday, June 07, 2008

Lost in Translation

I mentioned dumb labelling in a previous post, but this is just hilarious!!
I bought this for Parker, it's a kid's painting kit, with glitter paint, and of course, made in China. The really funny bit is in the bottom left hand corner and reads as follows, verbatim:

1. Put the pigment to entrance inside absolutely not to.
2. Fill the colour after completing, please cover the bottle to cover good,
the in order to prevent pigment overflows.
3. If discover the pigment fucks too, can add just the right amount the few clear water mixes evenly.

On reading number 3 Big D and I laughed and laughed some more!
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19 comments:

Cass said...

The kids are wondering why I am crying at the computer. I am laughing so hard at number 3. I'm sure I'll be chuckling all night when I think of it

Jodie said...

and did you discover the pigment F***ks, or were you lucky enough to get the non-f***king variety?

three buttons said...

Pure Gold!! If only Rove still did 'What The' that would be a classic!!

Well spotted!

Cathy said...

You always find something brilliant! I am laughing so hard now. I am just about to show the whole house what it is!

Claire F said...

Jodie - discoverd we had the f***ing kind of pigment, so I added just the right amount of few clear water mixes evenly!

Sherrin said...

That is hilarious!!! Sounds like very interactive paint! :P

h&b said...

oh dear - x-rated pigment.

Hope you don't fuck it up !

glorydaze said...

That is hilarious! I love translation mistakes. I go to engrish.com when I need a good laugh, they have heaps of this stuff, it cracks me up every time.

alexandra said...

That is so funny. Talk about lost in translation!!

Kirsty said...

Absolute cracker!

Sasparilla Sue said...

HAHAAAHAHHAHAAAHAHHAAA!!!!! huh?!?! After wiping the tears from my face and the dog thinking I'm absolutely batty I can finally see well enough to type this comment. That is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time!

Sharon said...

That's hilarious!

Alby Mangroves said...

So I see that my pigment is not the only one that fucks too! Thanks for the tip about few clear water mixing evenly, I'll try that with mine and see if I can put to entrance inside absolutely not to. Wiping tears off my cheeks right now..

Drewzel said...

I'm still trying to work out what word they meant to say! I'm at a loss...!

Bec said...

that COMPLETELY crakced me up!!!

blackie said...

HA!

BigCat said...

Oh, big belly laugh and cackle for that one.

zoesquid said...

In between lol.
Heres mine - warning its pretty lame.
A horse walks into the bar.
The barman says "Why the long face?"
Told ya.
Great giveaway.

Mary Ellen said...

#3 is just too funny. I wonder what the lead content of the pigment was?