Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Girl-Centric Giveaway

I missed my 100th post giveaway, so this is a belated 100th post giveaway,
I can't let that tradition pass by (I'm superstitious)!

It's an over-the-shoulder number made with vintage denim weight fabric, which has girls gardening, flowers and polka dots. The lining is a vintage seersucker. It has button details at the side too, can't be seen in the pics. Uber cute for the little girl in your life, Niece, Cousin, friend, or your own little one!

All you have to do is tell me your favourite silly little joke, or tell me that you don't have one, and it's just way too silly, either way, you'll still go in the draw! I'll get Little P to pick a winner next Wednesday night (18 June).

So here's mine:

2 sewing machines go into a bar, one says to the other
'Are you a Singer' and the other says 'Why Janome?'


Leni & Rose said...

Oh I'd love to leave a little something, but I'm useless at remembering jokes! So trusty google gave me this one: Q: What should you give an elf who wants to be taller?
A: Elf raising flour....Oh my, thats really bad....sorry!

alexandra said...

That is a gorgeous creation - beautiful!

Ok - here's my silly joke:

Why are pirates called pirates?

Because they ARGH!

Hyena In Petticoats said...


Love that sewing machine joke - but ask me tomorrow and I'll have forgotten it - I'm useless at that kind of stuff....

Here's the only one I DO remember:

What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays three chords to a thousand people......


Congrats on the 100th post!

Leah xxx

Cosy said...

Knock knock
Who's there?
Who who?
Are you an owl?

Yes, it's the best I can do but does get a laugh from the under-5s!

Happy 100th!

PS Love Leah's jazz joke - should be more of them!

PPS Will remember Alexandra's joke for the under-5s

SadieandLance said...

Cute bag!

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Hahahaha. I love this joke!

Drewzel said...

My favourite joke:

Q. how do you make a sausage roll?
A. push it down a hill!


Cosy said...

I nearly did the brown sticky joke too!

Linda said...

From the school of Benny Hill,Dave Allen and On the Buses
1st man says: My wife has gone to the West Indies
2nd man: Jamacia?
1st man: No she went of her own accord.
Wowza - oldie but a goodie!

emma said...

Congrats on your 100th post Claire, and ditto to all the comments about blogs and being professional. I'm another of those gals who frequently decides to DELETE. Sometimes I despair at the pressure to keep up with the memes etc, but then I get a lovely friendly comment and realise that the shared world of experience out there is what I enjoy most about blogging.

What's a frog's favourite drink?

Good on ya luv.

Kirsty said...

Happy 100.

I'm terrible @ jokes. I don't remember them...but yours gave me a giggle & the girls above too. Thanks.

summer pickles said...

tee hee hee! love your joke... cute! (and a new one for me - haven't heard this one before).

congrats on the 100 posts too!

okay, here is mine:
Why couldn't the penguin fit through the door?
Cos he was driving a tractor.
[gets a laugh from 7 year olds with visual brains]

here's to another 100 posts!

jennyflower said...

Is the brown stick joke the best joke ever? First one I thought of too. Here's plan B;
I went to the doctor I had a cucumber in one ear, a stick of celery in the other and a carrot up my nose. I said 'Dr what's wrong with me?' he said 'you're not eating properly!'

JustessDesigns said...

Hi there! I am browswing blogs and found you! :) I want to participate however mine is better when said in person.

What do you get when you cross a brown chicken and a brown cow??

"Brown chicken brown cow"

say it really fast and song like, like this "bow chica bow wow"

Make sense? =)

Victoria said...

Congrats on 100 & more posts!
Cannot remember a single joke. So the ones that comes in Christmas crackers always amuse me because I never remember hearing them before. LOVE that bright red.

Zigzag Baby said...

OK I tried to leave some terrible jokes about a no-eyed dear before but I think they were so bad they've been culled or something...

soooo... A fish swam into a wall and said to himself "Damn!"

I giggled...

Congrats on the 100th post,

Sherrin said...

Congrats on 100 posts :o)

I thought I'd stay in the super cheesy vein ;o) ->

How do you get a tissue to dance?
Put a little boogie in it!

guffaw guffaw!!

Jenaveve said...

Ha Ha! *snort!* I've never heard that one... I like it!

I'm so bad with jokes that I can only really remember this one (and it sounds better when you say it out loud with the naughty words):

There was a sausage and an egg cooking away in a frypan.

The sausage turns to the egg and says:

S**t, it's hot in here.

The egg turns to the sausage and says:

F***, a talking sausage!

Anonymous said...

I love that sausage joke...OK i am really bad at remembering jokes too - but this is my kids joke-they tell it all the time -

Why do farts smell??

So deaf people can enjoy them too!!!

Happy 100th...mine is coming up too...better think of something to give away!!